There Codes!! That we don't Know!! :O

Hey Y'all 

Joke: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-yLGIH7W9Y

Why are Women so indirect in what they want or say? They  Ask you one thing and expect you to answer or react the opposite. Or they'll test you to see if you'll do the right thing.
Sometimes I think that girls/women  expect us as males/boys to read there minds.
So thanks to my many years of hanging with the ladies I now understand some of them but  I still have a long way to go.
This blog post will decode the females mind into dude!!
Please ladies if I miss understand some of your saying please feel free to drop me an email saying I'm wrong or just leave a comment.
1. "Nothing is wrong, I'm Okay"
Means: This is so messed up right now there is so many things that not right and I want you to beg me over and over again until I tell you what the hell is up.
2. "Do I look fat?"
Means: This one took me years to understand but I think I got it. It mean that they feel very insecure at moment and I just want someone to tell me that I'm flawless. Also it mean its that time of the month and she feels like an animal.
3. "I will Get Ready quickly. it will only take a minute."
Means: I'm gonna take a few hours to get ready because when we go out I  want peoples mouth to drop when they see us.
4."It's not you, I've just been really busy lately"
Means: leave me the hell alone, I'm not into you, your a real pain and this doesn't have any other meaning so if you get this your really one hell of a mess.
5. "I really Hate"
Means: OMG I so into you right now!! I love you so much that ill do anything to do anything for you.
Please note it depends on how this is been used. Because  this could also mean that your a jerk!! and she really hates you for real.
6. "Fine, do  whatever you like im cool with it"
Means: I dare you to do that shit and you'll see the real me. Normally girls say that line when they  are pissed and just cant take your Jazz!!.
7. "We need to talk"
Means: I need to tell you something important and I want you to listen . What ever people tell you or you heard about this line its not a brake up line.
 8. "Are you listening to me"
Means: I don't even know why I try with you any-more, it like talking to  a wall. 

I personally think that females think that we read minds and that we have this part in our brain that tells us everything they are saying!! But we Don't ladies So try to be real with us!!! try not to  talk in A different Language.
We are humans too!! try talking Human for a change!!
lucky for me is that i  understand the code so!! Your not doing this for me but your doing this for your relationships!! I know for a fact that some of you reading this single!! So read this and read this carefully.
Girls! Try to be direct with us dudes
Dudes! Try to always listen to what she has to say!!

Its Okay!!

Hey!! 

Joke: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3eb0Kick6w&feature=g-user-u

The say that people could Make two big mistakes in life and one of them is falling in love with the wrong person the other i don't really remember. 

I say that falling in love with someone isn't a mistake but it shows that your human.

I know someone who said that they would never fall in love with anyone!! but the person did!! they  fall head first for that special someone. And for a moment in life the person found happiness. No matter what happen around the person the person always find a way to be happy Because the person found love. The story doesn't end well for this person. They got there heart broken!! 

But I dont want to talk about how sad it was for that person when there heart go broken but how they  where when they where in love!! 

Love i most say is a powerful thing it can change a man/woman and it brake them.

I saw that person become this kind hearted person that i know but they never showed. And for a moment in life i  was happy for them. 

The person was on there Cloud 9.

And then the person fall. the tried to be strong about it but it was a big mistake.

So i choose to talk about heartbreak today Because i fell in love with someone recently. 

And it was hard for me when i got the memo that they person didn't like me back. 

I know ,ouch right!! 

Yeah But im okay with it now!! 

So Choose to tell you how to get over a heartbreak. 
1. Get out and about and interact with people, being home only make you feel bad about what went down. and you know what they say if you cant fix the past why dwell on it. So get out and socialize with people this would help you get over that person that hurt you. 

2. I like to call this next step or tip the rebound girl/ guy. Breakups often are a time of intense emotional Vulnerability.We are seeking stability.When we feel we can't internally create it. it is quite possible to engage in unhealthy new relationship that covers up healthy relationship grieving.  
While at first the replacement relationship brings a sense of euphoria, the unresolved emotions from the previous relationship often return, creating a more complicated and confusing emotional environment. If you find yourself falling into a new and exciting relationship too soon, you could be experiencing a rebound.

3. Cry!! its okay to  cry you just lost someone that use to mean the world to you.Crying is one of the most healthy things you can do to get over that someone, But remember not to spend too much time  crying over that person set a time limit to cry!! not too much!! 

4. Get back up!! Look at yourself and smell the roses that relationship is over, now its up to you to get back up and make something of yourself !! there are tons of girls/guys out there that would date you!! you just have to make yourself datable.

5. Last but most important of all try to  stay friends with that person.Even if you guys are done or broken up doesn't mean that you have to say the worst thing about this person. Remember this person was the one you said you love the most and the one that was so beautiful to you. So don't kill your friendship with awful comment and tell the person there ugly!! because it just make you hypothetical!!   
Relationships can be hard and brake ups are the worst but just hang in there your story is still being written!!