santo domingo trip!!!!

Hey guys
First off this country is very awesome!!! Or should I say.......................AÍS es muy impresionante.
Joke:
Food jokes : "May I take your order? " the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? " "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. "
Found this joke super funny at the moment because I'm in the mood for chicken. No for all of you guys who are wondering I'm not vegetarian!! That remind of this funny picture I saw earlier this week!!!

So most of you by now should know I'm a religious person and stuff and this week I have a chance to go the temple with my family!!!! It was a huge thing for me!!!
I know that most of you are saying but I saw that kid did something bad some years back!! But I just you to know that people make mistake and they mess up all the time!! Does make them bad!!!
The culture here is amazing the people here are nice as long as you don't walk the street by yourself!!! I know that sounds bad but it really isn't!!
This week has been good to remember!! And just wanted to share a small bit of my joy with you guys!!!
Oh by the way this is a picture of the temple I visited!!!

If you have Any question for me or any topic you want to here my views on inbox at kendrewglasgow@hotmail.com

Goodbye

Hey!! Everyone!! 

Joke: 

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


So  Today is Sunday As you Guys May have known already!! But For some reason its feel like Saturday!! 
I  went to  church as i normally do!! but now i have nothing to which makes me feel useless!! 
I Don't know if you guys know the feeling but it really sucks!!
So this week has just begin and i feel sad but i know this week is gonna be Great
because im  travelling!! Fun!! 
Google the word  "Travelling to see what  would  come up  and you guys would never guess what  came up!!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!! 
I know weird!!! that's life on  a whole!! 
Gonna miss bloging  while I'm away! so i promise  to blog every single day of this week until I leave!!! 
You guys Suck for reading 



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TV Time

Hello!!  What's Up?? Y'all

Joke:

  Say Your Prayers  

ne night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
  
      The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.
  
      About a month or so later, the father again overheard his son's prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
  
      The next day, the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the situation.
  
      Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless Mommy. Goodbye Daddy."
  
      This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early and went to work. He stayed in his office all day. Finally, after midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with his wife and apologized. "I'm sorry honey, I had a really bad day."
  
      "You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on the porch this morning!"

This joke  i loved so much i had to share!! This lady is what you would call a bad A$$!! 0.o

So for the pass few days i have been thinking about the dead!! 

i don't know why but it has been in my head!! 

Its like some part of me is dead or something!! 

and then this awesome SAD  book came to my mind!! 

"The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold."

This book  is the story of a teenage girl who, after being rape and  murdered , watches from her personal Heaven  as her family and friends struggle to move on with their lives while she comes to terms with her own death.
This book is a very good book to read!! for those of you guys who don't read, there is a movie!! 

here is the link The lovely Bones just chick the name!! 

You  can  say that i love a sad love story!! 

but i would say that i love revenge more than anything!! 

speaking of which you guys should watch the Tv show call Revenge!! 

If you Guys like to  watch  a  girl kick but!!  you should watch this show!! 

It Seem that i  end up talking about shows and movies and book hope you guys are still a wake while reading this!!! if your not you Suck!! (just saying)

Oh before i  forget just wanna give a shot out to a next blog!! that i think you guys would enjoy reading as well  johnderikrhov.weebly.com 

check it out and dont forget to  drop me a comment on how i suck at doing this blog thing!! 

o.0 one more thing just wanna say hi to emily!! since she asked to say that!! 

                                                                    

The Pope

This week was okay I had 200 views!! Thanks a lot for reading my blog!!! Means a lot to me!!

Joke:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

started." Her boy friend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's

finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She

lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I'd want you to relax...Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Okay so i don't really get this joke but i would have like it if they mention cheerios!!!  

So if you read my last post you know I said that I never would watch the news!!! But I did! Never again would I do that!! It's full of sad depressing stuff if I wanted sad and depressing i would have looked at mirror!! My life is already that!!!

But one thing did stand out to me not the story but the person! He was a Pope!!

Why would anyone want to become a pope!!! Imagine having a child and he comes home and say mom/ dad when I grow up I'm gonna be a pope!! Now I'm not saying that popes are bad they tell people about god and stuff.

You would maybe say okay son!! That's nice serve god!!

But I would slap the words right back in my son mouth and carry his to see the doctor!! I mean your son just said he is not gonna have a wife !! He wants to spend the rest of his life lusting for a lady and not having her!! cuz his brain Is broken!!

Not saying popes are bad they get free wine and i mean who doesnt like free wine!! not that i  drink wine!! And get to hear people sin!!really good black mail dirt!! But I would never be kool with my kid being a pope!!

thank goodness I wouldn't have since I'm Mormon(LDS)!!

comment and say which you think this guy would do!! 

So for the last 2 days I had to chance to watch general conference!!! Oh just in case some of you guys don't know what that is its when my church have the chance to listen to the prophet!!! And have to say that it was rocking awesome!!! 

The day I loved the most is Saturday!! It was a powerful day!!

This week was a very interesting week it turns out that I'm not going ball. But that I might still be in love with someone!! But I don't want to kill myself bit by bit!!so i'm gonna block that person bit by bit!!

 Okay now i  know most of you are reading this and are like "TMI" this is the last time i  read this trash well life goes on my trash would always be here!! 

                                                                                                                       Piece Of my mind Drew

Thanks

Hey Guys!! I Notice that I had 102 Views in  3 days that's a lot of views!!

Just want to  Say thanks for reading my Stuff!!

Joke:

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
Exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy
they called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a
piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back
down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a
Period?

'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,
Mom fainted, my Dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined
the Navy.'

I don't understand why this is funny, but it is!!! 

speaking of the period one thing comes to my mind.  

Breast Cancer Awareness Month which it this month

Don't forget guys to  wear your pink to show that you care and that you are aware of what's going around you.

Just in-case you guys wondering how i'm doing, im doing Great. I'm unemployed, not going to  school, I might be going ball at 17 and might be dying for  boredom. 

Okay So almost the whole world eyes was on Obama and Romney last night. 

I should say something about that But I'm  not gonna. Until I actually start watching the news!! 

Let all be real here people unless it's a sitcom or a comedy movie   Im not gonna watch it!!

Speaking of which, did you guys see this movie? 

So I Google "super funny political joke 2012" to  share something about politics with you guys

and this came up!!! found it funny!!

It has nothing to do with Politics!!" I think!!"

but it showed up!! 

O.o Boy I did it again Type a Page Funny of Boring stuff Sorry About that guys!! 

I know its not Funny but at least I tried.

wait one more thing share your Reactions or comment tell me how much my mind sucks.

Piece Of my mind Drew